Our prediction for chapter two is
immediately defenestrated when the real
heroine of the story is introduced- Natalie, a “tall, slim and typically cool
English blonde.” It is clear Natalie is the main character, for at least we
know her hair colour. Though what is meant by “typically cool English blonde”
is so unclear, that even Google is confused.
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To this.
Though, we can safely assume that she has big boobs.
In this chapter we learn that
there is actually some form of story
line, however superficial. We learn that Natalie is the best friend of Jan, she runs a successful magazine for high-powered business
women, and is unlucky in love. However, despite what that previous sentence may
make it sound like, the salad Natalie eats for dinner gets more of a
description than she does. We also learn that our ‘heroine’ likes to sit in her
own self-misery, pining after lost friends, drinking large quantities of wine and eating well described salad-
presumably without cutlery. Jan on the other hand, is having a roaring social
life as a submissive, with every night
for two months being filled with orgy parties.
Natalie manages to squeeze in a
meeting with her friend to eat some pasta we learn more about than the two of
them combined. Natalie notices that Jan is “tense”, “strained”, “panic-stricken”,
“strange” “completely different” and “looking really well”. One of these things
doesn’t seem to match up. Nevertheless, Natalie demonstrates her ability to
absorb only one sixth of her own thoughts and endeavours to discover Jan’s
secret. We can only conclude that Natalie is a disturbed individual, because
she wants to see the same changes in herself. Natalie pries from Jan that it
all had something to do with her mysterious weekend away, and quickly wishes to
learn more.
Jan remains elusive, not wishing
to let Natalie know too much about this secret society, and finally admits that
she simply isn’t allowed to tell Natalie, and that you can only learn about it
through word-of-mouth. Natalie comes to the conclusion that it must be a
business seminar and is secretive because it is for the “incredibly fit”.
Clearly Natalie is not only a disturbed individual, but dangerously stupid.
“It’s a seminar in sex” Jan needs
to tell her as bluntly and straightforwardly as possible, clearly beating
around the bush would make her late for the orgy. Natalie is shocked, appalled
and totally interested by the concept of a sex seminar. Natalie is shocked,
appalled and totally interested by the fact that Jan is now a submissive.
Natalie is shocked, appalled and totally interested by the fact that guests of
The Haven are ‘punished’. Natalie also makes it clear that she “Isn’t naïve”
and “couldn’t imagine any sexual situation where she wouldn’t be able to cope”.
Either Natalie doesn’t understand the meaning of ‘naïve’, or desperately lacks
an imagination. Right now, combine the below images into a sexual scenario:
Hooded Spandex Full Body Binder Sack
Houdini Locking Steel Cock Chastity
Prince's Wand
Sexy Sadist Cock Ring
"The Cannon"
The Extreme Anal Spreader
"The Plow"
Zeus Electric Urethral Sound Kit
Can you begin to fathom a
scenario you mightn’t be able to cope with? Do all possible scenarios end up with you in the ICU?
The two girls finish their meal
and make their goodbyes, so engrossed in their conversation they don’t even
pause to pay for their highly detailed pasta. The chapter ends with Natalie’s
arousal at the idea of being dominated, and the readers feeling hungry for
Italian.
New Vocab:
Delicious hot liquid pleasure:
Semen?
Typos:
Ididn’t
Plot Holes:
The Haven is only advertised by
word of mouth, but the guests are forbidden to talk about it.
Prediction for Chapter Three:
Natalie goes to The Haven, where she finds it
difficult to cope and humiliating, yet strangely arousing.We'd like to give a thank/damn you to Cracked.com for compiling not just one, but multiple lists of the most horrific sex toys that actually exist. Read about some here and here.
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